Halfway through my very first date because the coronavirus shelter-in-place ordinance, my dog began humping a blanket laying on my flooring.
We acquired my laptop computer and turned the cam towards Peanut, a spayed feminine shih tzu who seemed I can only hope was embarrassment at me wild-eyed, then stopped out of what. My date, who we’ll call Amy, laughed over our Bing Hangout, her image blurring quickly because of an undesirable connection that is internet. Continue reading
